You could probably rearrange all of the pissing reaction gifs people have made over the past day or so into that entire episode of Sherlock again and that just makes me feel queasy
When your girl comes to watch you play basketball
Vine by: MArk Wright Jr.
Vegetables are stupid and lazy I mean when was the last time you saw a carrot or a turnip that was a qualified astronaut??? They don’t have what it takes to go into space just into your belly
merrylittlebird said: i thought for so long like “is he gonna point out that it isnt a sphere” and then i said FLIP IT and now i look like a fuppin spoon.
I’m sorry Happy Christmas Mike
merrylittlebird said: earth
Ain’t a sphere it’s like a stupid oval because of spinning round the big yellow man
aw dude I got wine
It’s a 2008 shiraz and I’m a 1993 terrible man