When your girl comes to watch you play basketball
Vine by: MArk Wright Jr.
Vegetables are stupid and lazy I mean when was the last time you saw a carrot or a turnip that was a qualified astronaut??? They don’t have what it takes to go into space just into your belly
merrylittlebird said: i thought for so long like “is he gonna point out that it isnt a sphere” and then i said FLIP IT and now i look like a fuppin spoon.
I’m sorry Happy Christmas Mike
merrylittlebird said: earth
Ain’t a sphere it’s like a stupid oval because of spinning round the big yellow man
aw dude I got wine
It’s a 2008 shiraz and I’m a 1993 terrible man