Death by erotic massage

2014 will be the year that civilisation comes full circle and we all starting saying ‘randy’ again

You ok Marge?

You ok Marge?

I have to cut holes in all my hats so some of my business thoughts escape so that way I’m not breaking any laws about being a monopoly

I’m making my mother a CD full of aggressive rap music for her birthday

it’s ok she asked for it

Earthworm Rim - shot why’re we playing basketball with a worm gross

I’m dead on the inside AND outside welcome to my crib I guess

The Xbox one controller will have one Button that works and it will turn the console on and off enjoy call of duty ghosts you bozos!!?

T.G.I.F

Thank
God
I
Feet

I only caught bits of the Xbox one stream.

But yeah live action tv series about Stephen Spielberg as a dog sounds really cool

The new daft punk album is so good I want to buy it, break it up into little pieces and put the pieces into a bowl with milk and eat it for breakfast