I wish my body was a cuboid and that my legs and arms were cubiods and my head was a cylinder I want to be made of lego

I’ve been wearing this since before I or you remember

About me

• Sporting teams such as Manchester United and Green Bay Packers
• Swamps such as Okavango Delta and Pripyat swamps
• Meats such chicken and venison
• The recording artist 2 Chainz
• Various size t-shirts such as large and small

Thug life? Nah swamp life. All those animals living in the swamp yeah that’s where your real ‘swag’ is at

No women should be allowed at pop punk gigs

No men should be allowed either

Only genderless freaks and wild animals.

Save pop punk

I’ve been practising my hello and goodbye waves for a few days and I think I’ve nailed it finally

No pokemon has like a self righting mechanism or a new cool way of cooking seafood why don’t they make some of those??

Shout out to the even numbers or multiples of 5 on a volume control you guys know how loud I like my electronics to be

No food has an imagination or emotions it’s called survival of the fittest not survival of the inanimate eat my ass

New pokemon announced called ‘Electacrunk’ the crunk core pokemon